Apr 2008
Full Moon Fever
What is it about that big old
silver rock in the sky that draws all the crazy
critters out of the swamp? This past Friday
night the She-Devil Brigade was out in full
force vexing shocked onlookers with their
hip-shakin’, back-breakin’ voodoothatyoudo dance
moves.
Special thanks to the mysterious Lady in White, who repeatedly flashed the crowd before devouring some hapless (yet happy) mustachioed man on the dance floor, right before our bloodshot bewildered eyes.
(Editor’s Note – next time you bring out the Twin Milkmaids, make sure you face the band. We’re the ones working for it, for God's sake!)
April Showers bring Whiskey Sours
The Whiskey Sour is a famous
mixed drink that originally featured an unholy
cacophony of ingredients – bourbon whiskey,
lemon juice, sugar and a yes, Rocky fans - dash
of egg white. Initiate gag reflex sequence now.
Interesting side note - it’s also famous for
being Otto’s introduction to the Wonderful World
of Wasted! Seems Otto’s old Uncle Salty thought
it would be hilarious to see the wee tween slip
around the sloop in a slick of his own vomit.
Let the good times roll, Salty!
But hey, we all forgive and forget (except for Otto, who “accidentally” ran his Uncle Salty through with a rusty gaff in 1985) and we’re willing to now accept Whiskey Sours (sans embryo and Pixie Stix Mix) temporarily back into the LGC's officially sanctioned Cocktail Corner. Which brings us somewhat awkwardly to promoting the next Sunset House Show on April 18. We’re counting down the weeks, the days and the sours till the next time we have the honor to rock for you!
The Shakes
Sorry it’s been a while --
rehab’s a bitch. Last week’s back-to-back shows
at The Sunset and Seany B’s went spectacularly
(is that a word?) and special thanks to Chris and all the bands who
shared the bill. But like all good alkies, we
needed to dry out for a day or two. Three days
max.
Luckily we had a lot of other diversions to fill our time -- like fitful sleep, Easter candy orgies, paranoid delusions and uh... crap, there must be something else... oh yeah, The Shakes!
But now we’re back off the wagon
and better than ever. Matter of fact, we’re
channeling all our new found,
recently-lubricated creative energy into
crafting the finest LGC show yet-- which we plan
to unleash on the unsuspecting
girl-on-girl-grinding public Friday April 18th
at The Sunset House in Peekskill. Be
present or The Brown Tornado will personally
visit you at work and blow ill wind in your
general direction, which I assure you, is most
unpleasant.







