THE STRAIGHT UP

are refreshing, exotic, pack a punch and might have you waking up in a strange room handcuffed to a vibrating bed.

They recall the glory days of garage when rock was pushing past puberty - when the Who, the Kinks and Stones were lean and mean and not so concerned about raking in the green. When lyrics were snarled, songs were borrowed and the sole objective was to get asses up and shakin’.

Whether it’s the White Stripes, the Doors, Aerosmith, Joan Jett or the Yardbirds, everything gets thrown in the blender and comes out with the patented Cocktails vintage twist. No karaoke versions, just a high-octane concoction that’s equal parts classic rock, sweat, and booze-fueled dirty martini rock n roll. Drink it up!

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From a fever dream

04/28/09 03:23 PM Filed in: Chit Chat

Otto had a frightening dream, which he feels compelled to share with you:

Tags: Delirium Tremens

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Spring Cleaning

04/23/09 02:51 PM Filed in: Chit Chat | Event | Performance | Bar

Backstage at the New York Dolls show, David Johannsen begged Roxy for a photo op.

Otto Wino discovers boxed wine and wonders if it comes coffin-sized.

Stewed Driver scours Englishtown in search of the next perfect posi-rear.

Pauli Dangerously eases into Downward Dog position and reemerges four days later.

Harvé Bangwaller stops the world, and melts with Hugh.

Dickie Mellonball nurses his ears and develops an unhealthy attraction to Hannah Montana.

The LGC will raise the bar (and then close it) May 15th at Sue’s Sunset House and then sizzle their lilywhite tavern tans in actual sunlight when they play the Putnam Valley Town Day, Saturday May 23rd from 1:00 - ? Live music all day! Featuring The Lifesize Gorgeous Cocktails, The Barfly Orchestra, Hey Baby and more! Leonard Wagner Memorial Park, Oscawana Lake Road. Benefits the Putnam Valley Dog Shelter and the Putnam Valley Food Pantry: bring canned goods, etc. Refreshments, farmers market, volleyball, art for kids. And did we mention LIVE MUSIC! ALL DAY!

Tags: Restaurant, Bar, Performance, Park