THE STRAIGHT UP

are refreshing, exotic, pack a punch and might have you waking up in a strange room handcuffed to a vibrating bed.

They recall the glory days of garage when rock was pushing past puberty - when the Who, the Kinks and Stones were lean and mean and not so concerned about raking in the green. When lyrics were snarled, songs were borrowed and the sole objective was to get asses up and shakin’.

Whether it’s the White Stripes, the Doors, Aerosmith, Joan Jett or the Yardbirds, everything gets thrown in the blender and comes out with the patented Cocktails vintage twist. No karaoke versions, just a high-octane concoction that’s equal parts classic rock, sweat, and booze-fueled dirty martini rock n roll. Drink it up!

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Aug 2008

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May all of Otto’s Wishes Come True...

08/15/08 07:26 AM Filed in: Event | Performance | Bar

Here’s Otto with two of his biggest fans, TNA Wrestling’s own Salinas (aka Vampire Girl) who offered to blow out Otto’s candles to honor his birthday, (aka Otto’s big bounce from The Wombar).

It’s gonna be an LGC smash to end all bashes, with special guest star Sloe Jim Fizz on rusty harmonica, the return of those beautiful and talented Goddesses of Gyration, The Luscious Lushes, and the rare rumored-to-be-true reappearance of those Bad Boys of the Boneyard: The Scared Stiffs!

Save the date or tempt the fate!

Stewed Da Baker

08/03/08 01:24 AM Filed in: Performance | Bar | Photos | Chit Chat

Stewed and the Charger

If you’re going DUI, you might as well DIY in style — with a 383 six pak powered, 500 horse ’66 Dodge Charger boasting a worked 727 torque flite trans and a 3:91 posi rear. (Plenty of grunt to blow up any skirt!) Here’s Stewed gearing his ride up for Otto’s Birthday Bash at The Sunset House in Peekskill on Saturday, August 23rd, featuring the steamy return of our very own Goddesses of Gyration: The Luscious Lushes.

Stewed and the Charger Stewing