THE STRAIGHT UP

are refreshing, exotic, pack a punch and might have you waking up in a strange room handcuffed to a vibrating bed.

They recall the glory days of garage when rock was pushing past puberty - when the Who, the Kinks and Stones were lean and mean and not so concerned about raking in the green. When lyrics were snarled, songs were borrowed and the sole objective was to get asses up and shakin’.

Whether it’s the White Stripes, the Doors, Aerosmith, Joan Jett or the Yardbirds, everything gets thrown in the blender and comes out with the patented Cocktails vintage twist. No karaoke versions, just a high-octane concoction that’s equal parts classic rock, sweat, and booze-fueled dirty martini rock n roll. Drink it up!

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Damn You, Mother Nature!

01/23/09 10:26 AM Filed in: Event | Performance | Bar | Benefit

Bitch screwed us again with her sub-zero temps. That’s two straight Sunset shows cancelled ‘cause of her frigid, fickle ways. Apologies to anyone who came out and braved the cold and didn’t get the emergency e-mail in time. We promise we’ll make it up to you if it’s the last thing we do.

(And it just might be.)

The band @ Arlene's

Meanwhile we did storm Arlene’s Grocery in the city on Sunday and raised a rukus as well as raising a bunch of cash in a benefit for the Abingdon Theater Company’s production of Greek Holiday. Fun was had by all, even though pastrami was only had by some in a post-show pigout at Katz’s famous deli. Viva La Meat Bomb!

The wall at Katz's

Harvé points out the culprit.

“YOU! You’re the one who stuck this mike in my eye!”

Tags: Bar, Restaurant, Performance, Cancellation