THE STRAIGHT UP

are refreshing, exotic, pack a punch and might have you waking up in a strange room handcuffed to a vibrating bed.

They recall the glory days of garage when rock was pushing past puberty - when the Who, the Kinks and Stones were lean and mean and not so concerned about raking in the green. When lyrics were snarled, songs were borrowed and the sole objective was to get asses up and shakin’.

Whether it’s the White Stripes, the Doors, Aerosmith, Joan Jett or the Yardbirds, everything gets thrown in the blender and comes out with the patented Cocktails vintage twist. No karaoke versions, just a high-octane concoction that’s equal parts classic rock, sweat, and booze-fueled dirty martini rock n roll. Drink it up!

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Good Friday Gone Bad

03/05/08 04:33 PM Filed in: Event | Performance | Bar

Aye, it's the Stewechaun, here to lead yer to a pot o' whiskey!

St. Patty’s Day is coming up. It’s almost upon us. And by that I mean the oceans of green-tinted puke that will almost certainly soak your shoes, car, and dog, should you decide to venture forth from the relative safety of your home this upcoming Monday the 17th. Here’s an alternate plan -- store up your thirst for a couple of extra days and come out swinging to Peekskill’s Sunset House on Good Friday Gone Bad, Friday the 21st. It’s a Lifesize Gorgeous Cocktails show you’ll never forget... until the next day of course, when you also won’t be able to remember how you got home or how you ended up with a Shetland pony in your bathtub.

Then (provided we all survive) we’re draggin’ our collective rock-hard glutes up to Seany B’s in Millbrook the next night, Saturday the 22nd, where the LGC keep the Guinness Express rolling - taking part in a Poptown Records extravagasm, with international songman Michael Weston King and two other shit-kicking bands.

Erin Go Braless!

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