THE STRAIGHT UP

are refreshing, exotic, pack a punch and might have you waking up in a strange room handcuffed to a vibrating bed.

They recall the glory days of garage when rock was pushing past puberty - when the Who, the Kinks and Stones were lean and mean and not so concerned about raking in the green. When lyrics were snarled, songs were borrowed and the sole objective was to get asses up and shakin’.

Whether it’s the White Stripes, the Doors, Aerosmith, Joan Jett or the Yardbirds, everything gets thrown in the blender and comes out with the patented Cocktails vintage twist. No karaoke versions, just a high-octane concoction that’s equal parts classic rock, sweat, and booze-fueled dirty martini rock n roll. Drink it up!

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May 2008

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Mixing it up in Millbrook

05/29/08 02:52 PM Filed in: Event | Performance | Bar

A fabulous poster inviting you to see The Lifesize Gorgeous Cocktails at Seany B's 101 on 5/31!

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Landing at Sunset House

05/20/08 10:10 PM Filed in: Event | Performance

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Cocktails Pound Manhattan

05/19/08 06:19 AM Filed in: Event | Performance | Photos | Bar

The LGC took NYC by storm on Friday, literally, as the band’s first foray to the Big Appletini was watered way down by a biblical-type deluge. Still, the Cocktails managed to burn Arlene’s Grocery down to the ground with a flaming mini-set that called down the thunder from the sky, then sent it back, citing insufficient postage.

The LGC at Arlene's Grocery

Thanks to everybody who travelled from near and far (that’s YOU, Philly gang!) to witness the event. Special thanks to Mamapalooza’s own Joy Rose and Randy “The Big Man” Bigness for mixing it all together, and cheers to all the other talent who shared the stage.

Check out the new photos on the Various Shots of 2008 page!

Next up: The Lifesize Gorgeous Cocktails are puttin’ the moves on -- moving to SATURDAYS at The Sunset House in Peekskill. Starting THIS Saturday the 24th for all you imbibers. Be there or beware!

“Get about as oiled as a diesel train
Gonna set this dance alight
'Cause Saturday night's the night I like
Saturday night's all right, all right, all right!”

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