What a freakin weekend! Back-to-back gigs, hand-to-hand combat and lip-to-lip locking. Friday at Sue’s and Saturday at the Jim Mill. Thanks again to Sloe Jim Fizz and Nancy for being bold enough to let the Cocktails pour into their party and pound our sound down the throats of their unsuspecting friends and neighbors.

Meanwhile the LGC are busy planning their costumes and calendars around the return of The Scared Stiffs — rising from the grave for two nights of bone-chilling, flesh-eating Halloween fun. Whoever said “rock is dead” must have just come from a show creature-featuring these guys!



Oh yeah, may we once again recommend  the latest LGC libation below — THE BRAIN HEMORRHAGE. Never has a more disgusting cocktail been more appropriate for a holiday — seriously, this thing looks like a pavement oyster suspended in formaldehyde... ENJOY!

1 oz Peach Schnapps
1 tsp Bailey's Irish Cream
2 drops Grenadine

Pour the Peach Schnapps into a large shot glass. Slowly add the Bailey's and top with the grenadine.

Oh, by the way (shssssh), Mystery Gig in November....

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The economy's gone to hell in a picnic basket. So what do The Lifesize Gorgeous Cocktails do? We take a cue from Nero and fiddle ourselves silly as Rome burns around us! We also drink a lot more than usual.

Speakin' of drinkin'... refresh your glass and sit your ass down to check out our new videos -- covers of Paul Revere and the Raiders’ “Just Like Me,” fresh off the edit assembly line (thanks, Lori!) and Foghat’s “I Just Wanna Make Love to You” (thanks, ‘iddle Tommy) mixed up for your immediate consumption.

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