THE STRAIGHT UP

are refreshing, exotic, pack a punch and might have you waking up in a strange room handcuffed to a vibrating bed.

They recall the glory days of garage when rock was pushing past puberty - when the Who, the Kinks and Stones were lean and mean and not so concerned about raking in the green. When lyrics were snarled, songs were borrowed and the sole objective was to get asses up and shakin’.

Whether it’s the White Stripes, the Doors, Aerosmith, Joan Jett or the Yardbirds, everything gets thrown in the blender and comes out with the patented Cocktails vintage twist. No karaoke versions, just a high-octane concoction that’s equal parts classic rock, sweat, and booze-fueled dirty martini rock n roll. Drink it up!

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09/27/07 01:14 AM

Yes, things got broken. With a reorganization of the site, some of the relative links were relatively un-linked. I think I've caught them all, but if you find anything askew let us know by clicking the "Contact the Management" link at the bottom of the page. In the meantime, vid the tantalizing entry above, to be fleshed out as soon as details are fleshed out.....