Lava means never having to say you’re sorry
Smell that? That’s the sad scent of missed
tiki-tunity. At this past weekend’s Putnam Valley
Town Tag Sale, our own Otto spotted a little lava
tiki at one of the tables. Ku -- warrior god, evil
con carne.
Eager to add to his collection of
cursed forbidden trinkets (I think we’re all
familiar with the Brady Bunch in Hawaii
episode), he turned his pockets inside out to
find his flask, his wallet, his lucky dagger
but, unfortunately, not the five bucks required
to walk away with the tiki. When he finally
returned, incredible post-LGC show later, he was
greeted with an empty space on the field where
the tiki table had been.
Oh, how Otto cried! He cried and cried till he actually water-boarded himself with his own salty tears. (Editor's Note: Not true. Otto never cries; he breaks stuff.)
Still, the great outdoors was
made even greater by the Cocktail’s incendiary
performance on the rain-besotted stage. Weather
and locusts be damned!
Special thanks again to Tom “The Bomb” O’Reilly for the beer and for having us there. Also, to the rest of the boys in the Barfly Orchestra, Hey Baby, No Excuse and Pistol Pete’s Soul Tree Villains.
Eager to add to his collection of
cursed forbidden trinkets (I think we’re all
familiar with the Brady Bunch in Hawaii
episode), he turned his pockets inside out to
find his flask, his wallet, his lucky dagger
but, unfortunately, not the five bucks required
to walk away with the tiki. When he finally
returned, incredible post-LGC show later, he was
greeted with an empty space on the field where
the tiki table had been.
Oh, how Otto cried! He cried and cried till he actually water-boarded himself with his own salty tears. (Editor's Note: Not true. Otto never cries; he breaks stuff.)
Still, the great outdoors was
made even greater by the Cocktail’s incendiary
performance on the rain-besotted stage. Weather
and locusts be damned!
Special thanks again to Tom “The Bomb” O’Reilly for the beer and for having us there. Also, to the rest of the boys in the Barfly Orchestra, Hey Baby, No Excuse and Pistol Pete’s Soul Tree Villains.
Highballs and Lowlifes
The
LGC emerged
from their May mini-tour smelling like a
rose....
A rose that smelled like it was watered with stale beer for a month.
A rose where all the petals have been ripped off in a violent "they love us, they love us not" contest.
By the way -- consensus is they love us, but we all know love is a prickly thing.
Anyway, here are our top seven May Magic Moments:
1. Mai Tai Mike’s face-melting special guest guitar appearance on the Foghat version of “I Just Want To Make Love To You.” Look for more of that!
2. Mike and Andrea showing up at Seany B’s and smiling the whole damn time.
3. A floor full of ten-year-olds momentarily paralyzed by the power of rock.
4. Sloe Jim Fizz guest-starring on a Yardbirds romp, dragging notes out of his harp like a caveman in love.
5. The Manhattan Mamapalooza Project -- no DUI’s!
6. The Return of the Lady in
White, who graced us once again with her spastic
cosmic hump-and-grind.
7. And, at the risk of sounding like a broken power amp, we thank our friends who never fail to come out and see us whenever they can. We owe you a drink!
Rainy Days and Mondays....
08/04/07 02:04 AM Filed in: Performance
Sadly, Friday night's performance at Crystal Bay was
cancelled due to inclement weather. A storm blew in
as we were setting up and soaked the boat. And when
they closed the bar...!
We apologize to our friends and fans and hope to have something new lined up soon!
We apologize to our friends and fans and hope to have something new lined up soon!
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