If you somehow missed the LGC at The Sunset House on
Friday, you are almost certain to be rewarded
Christmas morn with a lump of coal-sized kidney stone.
The merriment that occured was legendary. Once again The
Luscious Lushes stole the show - dolled up as delectible,
candy-coated, devil daughters of Vixen. All eyes were on
Plushie, Slushie and Crushie as bar patrons of both sexes
strained to feel the fur trim the table dancers had
to offer.
The Band, of course churned out electric rock like
Santa’s Workshop on a three week meth bender. Holiday
highlights included a molten version of RUN RUN
RUDOLPH and a VENTURES medley featuring our own
Sound Manaschevitz Dickie Mellonball on bass. A full
night of sonic erotica!
Also, special thanks to Shopkeeper Sue for whipping up
the best Espresso Martinis this side of the North Pole.
To Diamond Dirk (The Legend) Pidgeon for extra muscle and
continued support. To smarmy agent Jeff Valley and (that
was) Cole for the love and hustle, and to all our new and
old friends who shook the room like a freakin’ snow
globe.